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Can we celebrate Boxing Day together? You are a whole package. Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel? I can go all night long, because I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man. Can I forecast a date in the future?

Excuse me, can you show me where the mistletoe is? What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night? The milk and cookies at my place are good for breakfast too. My room is the warmest place over her.

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Wanna meet Santa's little helper? I'm just glad to see you! You can totally in my reindeer games.

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If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays? We have all sorts of holiday pick up lines. I guess you look this good year-round. Would you want to build a snowman? This line can easily enter the realm of extremely creepy.

The last thing you wanna have holicay a meltdown. Props to the person who tried it in like, July. Cookies and milk at my place will taste good for my breakfast.

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Hey babe, I know how to get you off the naughty list. Well, that's what the Mrs. Can you hold my holida for a second?

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If you show me peace on earth, I will show you good will toward men. Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list! Honestly, most people have probably tried and failed to use it at some point. If you love funny, cute, clean, and cheesy holiday pick up lines then this collection are for you.

You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

You should have called me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me. Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.

Are you a blizzard?